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booker hooker
okay......soooooo let me tell you people that i love books.....i love all kinds of FICTION books.....nonfiction and philosophy??....uh huh....not my cup of tea......sooo i am here to help you guys to get the overview of a book so you can decide if you want to read the book or not :D and remember i will never let the cat out of the bag .....the book's ending if it is not much obvious then will be kept hidden on my side
wallbanger
sssssssssooooooooooooo......i read this overrated book by ms calyton........and guess what ......i kinda liked it .......yet it is overrated ....
so, this book is HILARIOUS in the beginning ..... and trust me ladies and gentlemen it it shit loosing funny.....CAUTION : in the first part be careful not to pee yourself :D
in the latter part the humor hits rock bottom and sexual tension and all the touchy touchy things happen then ..... it is about reviving the friend of all women "O" and by that i mean ORGASM.
caroline,an interior designer has lost her O after a disastrous one night stand with a "machine gun fucker" she is depressed that her O has left her and gone away ....she has not been in a relationship in like....FOREVER . she practically reeks of sexual repression . she has an unusually awesome boss who is VERY friendly . she one day is woken up when a picture falls on her head .....there was an earthquake!!!! KIDDING! the walls were being BANGED !!!! with the...... and let me mention NO KIDDING!" MEOWING" of a female high on hormones and sexual energy!.....caroline ignored that and named the MEOWER girl as PURINA!!!!! LOL can you believe that?! she named the girl as a pet care center because she MEOWS when she O'ed !!! then came the NASTY GIGGLER !!!! A buttoned up British with a "Jane Andrews accent" !!!!! they banged the walls down ....then was another girl Katie ......need i mention what they did to caroline's wall??? BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG !!!!
when caroline could take it no more she , in her pink doll nightie rattled to Mr. banger's door and YELLED ! she was pissed !!!! she saw him and MY MY HE WAS GORGEOUS !!!!!"and he was still HARD" ................................................................ read the book for the latter part where there is chemistry between them that not even a blind man could deny! they met at a party of a mutual friend and found out their kept nicknames for each other "pink nightie girl" and "fucking wallbanger" lahahahahahahha
then comes ..................CHEMISTRY....................................read till the end .....i will not disclose the ending !!!!! just one special word .....SPAIN !!!! NOOKS!!!! SPAIN !! HOUSE!!! SPAIN !!! LOVE!!!!!
don't i sound like a sick lovesick girl talking about alve and all....but lemme tell you pals....this is AWESOME !!!!